Welcome to the Ministry of Silly Walks. Please proceed in a thoroughly inefficient zig-zag. Today’s schedule includes the Fish-Slapping Dance, a discussion on the weight of swallows, and a visit to Mr. Praline regarding his dead parrot. This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It has gone to meet its maker! Meanwhile, in a completely different sketch, a Viking chorus sings ‘Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam!’ over a breakfast order. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Among our weaponry are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and nice red uniforms. In other news, Dennis the peasant insists on a constitutional monarchy while being repressed by the King of the Britons. And now for something completely different: a man with three buttocks. Stay tuned for the exploding penguin on top of your television set.